Flying Pink Unicorns

The democratic primary race was totally shaken today by the stunning announcement that John Kerry is endorsing Obama! Clinton's toast folks, this key endorsement will seal the race for Obama!

If you haven't noticed, I'm totally kidding. I mean really. Who on earth cares what John Kerry thinks about anything? He ran a campaign about almost nothing, except that he wasn't George Bush, and lost. For those who have forgotten, 62 million people voted for George Bush, slilghtly over 59 million people, 59,028,105 to be exact, voted AGAINST George Bush, and 4 people (John Kerry, his wife and kids) voted FOR John Kerry.

See http://www.cnn.com/ELECTION/2004/pages/results/president/ for election results if you want to get depressed all over again.

Why anyone would think anyone cares what John Kerry thinks is beyond me. Please go away John. Or stay in the spotlight-- no one cares either way.